Hilarious!

Absolutely fucking hilarious! What a good laugh.

Secrets of a Sex Blogger: Bliss

Secrets of a Sex Blogger: Bliss -- pretty hot and well written blog from a couples perspective....

Back from Spring Break..

I guess I forgot to mention that I was leaving for Florida that next morning... just got back late last night, and what an awesome time I had. Sun, Sea, and Sex... my favourite things ;-) It's beautiful just bobbing around in the ocean, and reading in the sun. I had a really relaxing time of it. Believe it or not, it was actually nice to have some quality time with my husband -- he does get neglected now and then ;-) LOL.

We had some very romantic evenings and watched some pretty sunsets and sunrises ;-) I think I only logged onto my laptop maybe twice!!!! Hows that for a self proclaimed addict? I'm normally on it at least 4 hours or more a day!!!

I really didn't think about my whole "other" life while I was gone at all. Surprise surprise!! However, now that I am back, I'm pretty excited because it seems Jules is going to have one of her infamous Memorial Day (weekend) parties! YEAH! I'm totally hot for that! Lots of submissive men roaming around, serving women from gorgeous antique silver trays, bartending, and giving many services such as foot rubs, suntan oil dispensers, back rubs, and being used for stools, whipping posts, and waste recepticles ;-) Can it get any better than that???

Can't wait to go over for dinner tonight and help her iron everything out! Will keep you posted... I will be bringing my own guests ;-)

Eyeties...

So last night was alright. I met Bill first at 8pm, and we had a nice hour chatting. Then came Marissa... only marissa looked nothing like 'her' photo. Marissa turned out to be quite dull, and only interested in one thing.. unfortunately for her, I was NOT interested. However, before I could tell her I wasn't interested, Marissa left while I was dancing with Rain. Oh well.

So I get online today and get all this e-mail from Benny - Remember the Eyetie? Well I'm thinking of seeing him again, so I was chatting to him on IM a few days ago. Apparantly his now EX-girlfriend, found my blog, and was not a happy chappy that there were photos of poor Benny performing Aussie Kisses on us! Luckily (or unluckily) there were none of him laying on the bathroom floor getting pissed on over and over again.

Oh the drama of it all.

Tuesday... April 11th..

Well, got done at the Dr's for my annual pap smear. Fuck that is uncomfortable. They left me lying on the table, naked with just a paper fucking sheet over me, in a freezing office, with tiled floors for about 40 minutes before they came back! That's fucking Kaiser for you. Got the boobs checked while there. Apparantly it's a new thing that when they pap test you, they take an extra culture for std tests. It's probably a good idea, however this only reaches women... when are they going to have something mandatory that when a guy goes in for a physical, or an injury, that they automatically pull a piece of his penis off for testing?? I might just want to get into the health field if I could be the one pulling pieces off.... ;-)

I would venture to take a guess that most women are more stringent about taking precautions while having sex. Me, I only ever have intercourse with women I know, or my husband, however, that's not to say that when I'm sitting on some guys face, I couldn't pick up something that way.... EEEEWWWWH! Creepy.

Anyway, I've been online for the last two hours instant messaging. Some of you are totally fucked up! Others - you need some pointers - do NOT tell me the same fucking things over and over.. "Mistress I just got back from Korea, and I'm going to Australia, and I like to drink beer and play pool"... YAWN, YAWN... get a life. Even if I did, which I don't, like beer and pool, I'd never tell anyone that.

And do you really expect out of hundreds of IM's weekly that I'm going to remember saying hi to you previously? Get a life! And write something interesting. If 15 others are IMing me, and you just write Hi, do you really think I'm going to go WOW, now there's someone I want to get to know better?? I really should start pasting them into my blog, just for the laughter factor.

HOWEVER, you are not all DWEEBS... talked to at least two guys today, that I am actually going to make plans to see. I WILL TAKE MY CAMERA ALONG! I'm fixated on the cock sucking thing right now... however, unfortunately the sissy thing tends to go along with it, and that doesn't really grab me.

SEE DIALOUGE BELOW:

tsmarissasinn: Ms Nicole.............i'm from Harrisburg
msnichole_2002: is that you in the pic?
msnichole_2002: sucking cock?
tsmarissasinn: I wish.......................although i do have pics like it
msnichole_2002: send me a pic of you
tsmarissasinn: did you get it Ms Nichole?
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msnichole_2002: has anyone ever told you, that you look like meatloaf?
tsmarissasinn: no................
tsmarissasinn: i hope that you might be interested in playing
msnichole_2002: well besides the lips around the cock, there isn't much of a similarity between the pics after all..
msnichole_2002: if you looked like the chick in the photo... does she have a dick?.... then I"d be on you like a hot potato!
tsmarissasinn: i know.................you're right about that................i would love pics of me sucking a real cock..............
tsmarissasinn: i don't know if she has a dick or not
msnichole_2002: I would love to take you out and ho you out
tsmarissasinn: i would love that......................sucking real cocks for y ou
msnichole_2002: so how come you're home at such an early hour? Do you work?
tsmarissasinn: yes.............i finish around 4 pm...........don't live from from work
tsmarissasinn: have you ever ho'd anyone out?
msnichole_2002: yes, several times before
msnichole_2002: it's getting harder now a days to get people to pay for cock sucking though..
tsmarissasinn: really?
msnichole_2002: they want free cock sucking.. and while it's fun, it's better if you're working for your mistress..
tsmarissasinn: yes......................would love to be a cocksucking slut at a party sometime.................love a facial too.............
msnichole_2002: well why don't you come down on Thursday night and meet me in Frederick?msnichole_2002: I may bring someone along whose cock you can suck for me..
tsmarissasinn: ok.....................where in Frederick?
tsmarissasinn: i'd love to suck to please you....................
msnichole_2002: Pastimes Cafe.. do you read my blog at all? www.msnichole.com/blog.htm msnichole_2002: I take it you're clean and disease free?
tsmarissasinn: i haven't yet
tsmarissasinn: yes...................
tsmarissasinn: how do you prefer your cocksucker to suck..........condom or bareback?
msnichole_2002: bareback
msnichole_2002: do you have a problem with that?
msnichole_2002: how old are you?
tsmarissasinn: NO!!!!
msnichole_2002: good..
tsmarissasinn: I'm 39
msnichole_2002: how do I know you are serious?
tsmarissasinn: will be 40 in june
tsmarissasinn: would you like my home number?
msnichole_2002: areyou single?
msnichole_2002: brb - gotta go to the loo
tsmarissasinn: single............................when in frederick?
msnichole_2002: maybe 9pm at pastimes cafe?
msnichole_2002: but meet me in the hotel lobby, just outside the cafe
tsmarissasinn: what hotel so that i can find the address
msnichole_2002: Or I could do 7pm? go to pastimescafe.com - it's in the hampton inn I think
tsmarissasinn: i could do 7
msnichole_2002: what height weight are you?
tsmarissasinn: 5'11
tsmarissasinn: 265
msnichole_2002: do you have slutty clothes, or should we go shopping together for some?
tsmarissasinn: i can bring some with me if you want
msnichole_2002: yeah that would be good, bring a bag, and makeup etc., with you
tsmarissasinn: where will we go to change?
msnichole_2002: Here's my number -- 301-555-**** cell.
msnichole_2002: it's in a hotel...
msnichole_2002: if we click, we'll go upstairs and play
tsmarissasinn: cool..........................
msnichole_2002: I'll let you know the time tomorrow for sure
tsmarissasinn: ok...............is this a definite............either 9 or 7, or is there a chance that it won't happen?
msnichole_2002: besides cock sucking what else are you into
msnichole_2002: it's a definite, just have to figure out what and where I'll be before hand
tsmarissasinn: cum, being made into a girl, strapons, golden, would love to be put on hormones..............just want to become a sissy girl............please men and women.............i adore being at the whim of a dominant woman...............
msnichole_2002: what have you done in real life before?
tsmarissasinn: visited some professional domme...............unfulfilling, have sucked at adult bookstores with condoms, but not at the direction of a domme..............dying to suck bareback and feel and taste a man's cum
tsmarissasinn: i'm guessing that there isn't a gay bar (i read your blog - while you were in the loo) , so how would we find a real cock.
tsmarissasinn: i would love to look like this girl...................she is lucky......
tsmarissasinn: are you still there?
msnichole_2002: hang on
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msnichole_2002: doing my blog and answering like 15 other IMs
tsmarissasinn: ok
msnichole_2002: I'll be bringing another guy along who has never had his cock sucked I'm guessing by a sub male
tsmarissasinn: really..................i hope it's a nice cock.........mmm
msnichole_2002: he's also sub..
msnichole_2002: I wouldn't know.. I've never seen it.. but one cock is pretty much like anyother cock..
tsmarissasinn: ok.................i never asked if you liked playing with sissy girls like me?
msnichole_2002: sometimes...
msnichole_2002: not my biggest favourite thing in the world, but directing cock sucking action makes up for it. It's a little boring, dressing YOU up, putting on YOUR makeup.. do you see my drift?
tsmarissasinn: glad to hear that.......................i could come with lingerie on already under drab male clothes and light makeup on, less for you to do?
msnichole_2002: PERFECT! sounds good..
msnichole_2002: so what was up with the pro domme you went to?
tsmarissasinn: it was on a visit to NYC, there very much into money only.......even heard how they weren't really domme on the outstide world........................
msnichole_2002: who told you that? the domme?
tsmarissasinn: yes...............and would say they couldn't get another male involved......................seemed to not care for that
msnichole_2002: wow, that's kinda sucky
msnichole_2002: how did you choose her?
msnichole_2002: from a website?
tsmarissasinn: yes it was....................internet.............yes
tsmarissasinn: can be difficult to find a domme woman that wants to just play, not professional, and likes bi men.............even if they want to be a girl.
msnichole_2002: why is that?
tsmarissasinn: just seems hard to find a real open-minded woman like that...........and then mention dressing and maybe liking the whole cuckhold thing..........it can be tough
msnichole_2002: ok well I'm going to get going, it was nice talking to you, and I'd like you to send me an e-mail with your phone number, and a reminder that we're going to meet on Thursday evening at some point..
msnichole_2002: also can you e-mail me the pic that shows in your profile?
tsmarissasinn: ok....................to your yahoo address.............and yes, i am anxious for Thrusday and I understnad that it is a definite, just a question about time
msnichole_2002: yes to msnichole_2002@yahoo.com
tsmarissasinn: ok...............ty Ms Nichole..........i look forward to Thursday in Frederick......................have a great night
msnichole_2002: thanks! bye slut..

SO AS YOU CAN SEE, sometimes it does work out. Bill if you're reading this, you may end up being the "other guy", unless someone else e-mails me and wants to show up for some kinda gang bang party where marrisa the slut can service everyone.... LOL

Cock suckers wanted!

God I've been having more fun than should be allowed! I have been chatting with this little slave wannabee online, and over the last few days I've been making him do crazier and crazier things online for me... performing on webcam, with a double headed dildo, sucking his own cock!!! and deep throating a pepsi cola bottle to name a few. The boy can actually put his legs up in the air, over his head, and suck his own dick! He apparantly also loves the taste of his own cum!

SO, I made him go to the gay district last night and meet me outside of the gay stripclub in DC. I got in the back seat of his car, and we cruised the block. I told him that when the club lets out, there's going to be lots of cocks that want attention from his little white cracker ass.

Sure enough, within minutes this one old white guy approaches his car. The guy wants to know what I'm doing in the backseat, so I tell him that I'm there to direct my little cock sucking slave boy on how to give really good blowjobs, and that I want to watch. He obviously has no problem with this scenario as he gets right into the front seat. We drive over to a parking spot, and I tell my little cocksucker to get the other guys pants unzipped, and get to work!

The old guy reaches over, and is stroking my little slut, while he gets his cock sucked good and hard. The old guy starts panting, when he feels just how well hung my little slut actually is, and within seconds, he's spewing his load of cum all over my little white boy slut. That was fucking hot!!! I wasn't quite satisified though. We cruised around a bit longer, and I saw two black guys coming out... they were guys that I'd seen there before when I was at Zigfields (before it closed down) and I motioned for them to come over. I explained that I wanted him to become a pro at cocksucking, and that we were out that night, hoping to find cocks for him to suck... they were very interested!

One got in the front seat, and one joined me in the back. The first guy was quick to unzip his pants, and grab my little slut by the hair, and shoved his dick into his mouth. Pretty soon the guy sitting next to me was getting hotter and hotter watching the action, and pulled his dick out of his pants, so he could jerk off while watching. I was pretty turned on by all of this! I think in general black guys last longer than white guys, so I'm sure my little cocksuckers jaw and mouth was pretty sore by the time this guy blew his massive load over his face. The guy in the back seat told him he wanted to stand up and fuck his face, so he stood outside of the car facing into the passenger seat. Slut boy was getting his face rammed pretty fucking hard by this guy. Unfortunately, I couldn't take much more, and came buckets myself, with just my finger in my pussy, watching from the backseat. Within seconds the second black guy had also shot his load of cum down my little sluts throat.

It was a very interesting late night adventure ;-)

I Want to play!!!

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What you should know about me...

I get asked over and over some of the same questions, time and time again. Therefore, I’ve decided to put together the digest version of my life!

I would consider myself a lifestyle dominatrix. I’m interested in female supremacy, and men doing what they can to promote women, whenever, and wherever they can. I believe that in most industries women get the short end of the stick, and in general are often not treated with respect, or dignity. I think that men who wish to follow a femdom lifestyle, should learn ways in which to incorporate the advancement of women. I think that at home men should treat women like queens, and pamper them silly. The woman in your life should not have to lift a finger if she doesn’t want to, and should be able to give clear and concise orders to you, that are followed out without any grumbling on your part.

I firmly believe that women everywhere should take unyielding control of their men.

I've never really gotten very involved in the whole Black Rose, or Crucible thing, in the DC area, only because a lot of what I believe isn't really practiced there. They are definitely more into BDSM. About 13 years ago I went to every Tuesday night meeting and workshop I could get my hands on, to become a pro-domme, and learn as much as I could about BDSM & various fetishes -- rope bondage, whipping, flogging, etc., that were going to be invaluable to my profession.

I found however that it wasn't as service oriented as I would have liked, nor were they too friendly to "pros" ;-) It also had a lot of political bullshit going on at the time, that I wasn’t interested in.

After being a pro-domme for about 4 years, I also came to find out that I tend to get off on the whole slavery idea, and having service oriented submissives, who do things to improve my life - whether it's washing my windows, or satisfying me sexually. Black rose at one point was very against the whole sex infringing upon bdsm, and the Crucible have gone the entire different direction, now having a swingers club; with newbies, who know nothing about bdsm, or female domination, so I don’t really care for it either. I’ve done the swinging thing in the past, and got tired of fulfilling male fantasies of being with them and their wives. I would say that I’m also not too into the whole group thing in public, unless it’s with my best friends with benefits. I’m certainly not into going to a dungeon party with Black Rose members – it’s just not my bag.

I've just joined clubfem, and will probably try to schedule in one or two munches, to see if they are a group that would be a good fit for me. I do nothing half way. I'm an all or nothing type of girl (ARIES) and get crazy involved in something to the max, until I get bored. Then I move on. I've done or tried just about everything in the BDSM world, and in the sex dept.

As far as sexually, lots of things at one time or another are appealing to me. The short list is as follows:

I am very turned on by the forced gay sex, and being able to watch, and or direct it. Strap on play & forced dildo worship is pretty hot. When I’m in the mood to dish out pain I like Cock and Ball Torture, trampling, kicking, punching, face slapping, whipping, and over the knee spankings to name a few. I also at times get off on humiliating my slave especially if I think he’s overstepped his bounds. I think orgasm denial is essential in training a slave, and I will tease and torment you, all the while keeping you on the edge of orgasm. After a period of denial, I love milkings, or forced masturbation at my command.

I'm also very into being serviced, whether I’m face sitting and smothering you with my pussy and ass, and I love having my feet worshipped, and being given massages, pedicures, or baths. I’m definitely aroused by toilet play – golden showers, and rimming. Cuckolding with cream pies to follow are definitely a hot fantasy.

I’m not interested in following a script, or a fantasy that someone else “needs” in order for them to get off. This is most definitely only about me. I could care less about what you want, and if you submit to me, you should only want to serve. In any way, shape or form that I desire.

I'm looking for a slave in the true sense of the world. Someone who will learn, explore and follow my orders, and be involved with only me. Someone who when I call them, will make themselves available to me. Of course I need more than one. No one person could seriously fulfill all my wants, needs and desires, so I’m hoping to fill a stable ;-)

If you think that you have what it takes to become part of my stable of subs, sit down, and write a thoughtful email, telling me who you are, what you are about, and what you’re hoping to learn from this experience. Make sure you include a picture – after all, you know what I look like, and hopefully after reading my blog (http://www.msnichole.com/blog.htm) and my yahoo group (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SexyBBWMistress) you now know a lot about me!

Uuuuugggghhh... I'm having a shit day!

I just got off the phone with the DR -- scheduling my annual pap smear test for Tuesday! God I hate those. The speculum is always freezing cold, and I never know whether to leave my socks on, or take them off, before putting my feet in the stirrups!!! LOL. What's proper etiquette?

Also, I hate it when they want to have a conversation with me, while having their head stuck 3" away from my pussy! I just lay there, hoping for it all to be over quickly... However, I've often wished I had one of those gyno tables at the dungeon -- it's kinda a comfortable way I'm sure to either fuck a guy in, or have my pussy worshipped for a long time!

Anyways, on top of this, I ran back into my house this morning to drop off some wine glasses that some nice guy from DC got me from my wish list, and I was only gone about 5-10 minutes, but because I left my door open, when I came out my battery was dead!! What's up with that? Do I need a new battery? This is like the second time in a few months my battery has died on me. I'm currently charging up some battery thing, to hook up to my car, and jump start it. I hate being stranded! Thank god I was at home when it happened!

THEN, I have a rat in my car. My kids tend to leave broken crackers, or biter biscuits laying around -- and since it's been cold, this rat has been living in my car, under the car seats. How do I get him out? I don't want to do the whole rat trap thing.. that's gross.

He's actually kinda ingenuious -- last week when me and the girls went out, you know after drinking all night you get the munchies? Well we had bought these chocolate mini eggs - we'd each eaten a few, and Jade had obviously stuffed the bag in the pocket of the passenger door. Well the other morning when I came out, the bag was all shredded up, and empty and on the passenger seat. I thought damn, that rat was really hungry! Then later that day I had to open my glove box for something or another... and every single mini egg was in there! That rat had obviously carried them one by one into his little hiding place to store them for later. Now that's smart... I can't go whacking him with a trap after that... I just want him to stop eating the foam in my seats, and go back to living in my flower bed. How do I evict him? Humanely if possible.

Hotel O Street: Leprechan or Crackhead, you decide

Hotel O Street: Leprechan or Crackhead, you decide -- Can you believe they find these people, and then put them on the news? This was the scariest thing I've seen in a long time! Watch the video! And just an FYI -- I grew up in Ireland, and there were NO black people. Indians yes, blacks no...

Humiliation anyone?

Well bright and early this morning I posted to my yahoo group :-
God I am feeling in a really wicked mood today. I'd love to verbally,and physically humiliate the fuck out of some worthless piece of shit! And there must be a lot of you losers on this list, right?

I have these pissy days a few times a month, but I think today will be a doozy! I feel a hunt coming on.... I feel like using, and abusing some pathetic wanker to the max today.

AND just like night follows day, I got a barage of e-mails! One guy I've been trading IM's and e-mails with pretty regularly over the last few weeks wrote immediately. I knew I'd pushed his buttons alright! I gave him the following shopping list of items to go pick up:

Pink panties, matching bra, stockings, two shoe laces, a q-tip, slutty pink lipstick, eyeshadow, mascara & a glass.

I told him to meet me at 11am at Jules' place in Columbia in the parking lot.

Anyway, this pathetic little loser shows up right on time. He was shaking in his shoes when he got out of the car. I was a bitch right off the bat, telling him to not even dare glance at me, but to look at the ground, and follow me and my shoes, into the woods....

I set off at quite a clip, and he scrambled to carry his purchases, and follow me quickly. About 1/4 mile in, we reached the jail cell and the clearing. I sat down on the bench at the picnic table, and told him it was now time for him to perform. I told him to strip immediately in front of me, so I could have a good laugh. He looked a little startled, but did it without any questions. As soon as he was naked, and in front of me, I told him to give me the shoe laces first.

With the first shoe lace I tied up his ball sack, all nice and pretty, and TIGHT. Then using the next shoe lace, which I could really have cut into quarters and used only a quarter of it, I tied up his measly little sissy cock. My clit is probably bigger than his teeny weeny cock.

I then made him get the pink panties, bra and stockings out of the bag. I told him to put them on, and then pass me the makeup. All the time I was insulting him, and the ridiculously small cock. He himself was pint sized, all of about 5'4 maybe. I then had him sit down, so I could apply the slutty makeup that he'd brought with him. I asked him where he'd gone to buy this stuff and boy did he go all out. He went to the mall, and went into V.Secret and bought the bra, panties, and stockings. He then also purchased their line of POUT makeup - which is for true sluts! It's even packaged in a kinda pink, slutty way ;-) From there he went to CVS in the mall and bought the shoe laces and the q-tips. He explained that while doing all of this he had a hardon, and while driving over, he had almost cum without even touching himself, just thinking about my orders, and how nasty I'd been to him on Instant Messenger early this morning.

I made him up with heavy eyeliner, eyeshadow, mascara, blush and lippy. He actually kinda looked more passable as a woman, than as a guy by this point.

I then told him to open MY bag, and bring me the contents. Inside my bag was a length of rope, a small buttplug, and a bottle of EROS lubricant. I had decided already that I was going to make this little virgin ass fucker take the plug up his arse and then I'd tied him to a chair in the jail cell. So, I shoved him over the picnic table, and got in between his legs. I lubed up the butt plug, and pushed it against his ass. While I was pushing, I reached around and tugged on the shoelaces, making his cock spring to attention, and tightening the ball sack. Within seconds I had the butt plug all the way in. It was a hole in one.

I grabbed him and brought him into the cell, and told him that I was going to tie him to the chair, and torture him. Once I had him on the seat, with his panties holding the plug in place, I pulled them down in the front, so I could have access to his cock. The little head was just like a little turtle poking up out of the water. I then grabbed a q-tip, and squirted some lube on it, and slid it into his pee hole ;-) I fucked him with this for a few minutes until he told me he really needed to piss. I brought the glass to him, and untied his right arm. I told him to make sure it went into the glass.... he really pissed a lot (while all the time, I was busting myself laughing, because I intended to use every last drop of his piss)...

When he was finished peeing, I ordered him to jerk off the head of his cock, because he couldn't get to the rest of it, and told him to also cum in the glass. No sooner did this loser touch his cock, than he was spurting cum everywhere. I have to say I was pretty impressed by the load he shot. Then I told the scumbag to drink it. All of it. I could see him wince, I mean now the hardon is gone, it's harder, much harder to accept weird shit like that, and actually do it. I told him he had 30 seconds to down it, before I took it, tied him back up, and forced it into him, either anally, or orally. He complied really quickly.

I tied him back up anyways, and decided I'd let him sweat. I picked up all of his clothes, and his car keys, and told him I was going back up to the house, and was going to have lunch, and answer my e-mail, and write in my blog.... and here I am... ;-)

Should I leave him there all night??? I wish I had brought my digital camera, but I was in a rush to leave, and totally forgot about it.... damn!

Yummy, yummy, yummy...

I had a pretty good afternoon, even though I have 3 broken toes :-(

My foot is still killing me, advil and lots of them, are not helping much!

Brian called around noon to tell me he had taken the afternoon off, and would like to pick me up, and take me out...(If I'd like it also). When he arrived he had a whole picnic in his car, along with a gorgeous flower arrangement, and we drove over to Lake Frank in Rockville. What is really funny is that I used to go there a lot to take bi slut slaves over there to pick up other men, and offer them their services, so of course when I arrived, I was totally cracking up thinking about it.

As we ate lunch I told him more and more stories of things I'd done previously (or rather made these other men do), as grossed out as Brian was about some of the stuff, he had a major hard on that he just couldn't explain... ???!!!

While there he had got me two birthday cards - one blank in which he wrote a lot about his feelings towards me, it was VERY sweet! He also shared with me that while we were at the park, he was having my car professionally detailed (which was why he asked to pick me up)... In addition to that, he got my a gift certificate to Westfield Shopping Malls.

Anyway, being the exhibitionist, and also voyeur that I am, I of course hoped someone would happen by while I was making Brian give me some much needed oral sex. I relax so much more after a good orgasm or two ;-) SO, I laid back on the blanket, and he crawled under my skirt ;-)

It was a very nice lunch!!

TextPayMe Blog

TextPayMe Blog -- what a great concept! Now why can't I come up with something like this, and make a fortune?

It's my birthday!!! YEAH ;-)

I totally forgot about pointing all of you in the direction of my pressie list! Don't worry, I can deal with late presents ;-)

I had a great night last night. I went over to Jules' place around 6ish with a ton of fresh flowers from Eastern Market, a cake & a couple of bottles of wine from Balducchis. I found vases for all the flowers, put them all over the house (Jules really needed some cheering up, and she'd chosen to cover somebody elses shifts all day at the gym, on HER birthday)... While I was doing that Olivia was cooking up an awesome chicken curry with basmati rice for dinner. The smell was intoxicating.

American's tend not to eat curry too much, and for sure it's nothing like a british curry, but Jules has taught Olivia well in the art of a good curry! When we go home, we bring back curry powder & cook books just for Olivia to practice with.

Anyway Jules got home around 7, and opened all of the pressies we'd gotten her. I got her a spa treatment at the Red Door in Chevy Chase, and a coach purse that she's been looking for & a jar of the best face cream ever by sheseido. Olivia got her a gift certificate to her local nail salon, a gift certificate to her favourite hair salon, a pair of really sexy sandals for summer, and a $2,500 american express gift card so she can go get a new spring/summer wardrobe!!!!

Anyway, dinner, wine and cake were all great. I tried to tempt her to come out and meet up with some of her friends, but she had to be back at the gym at 5am, so she wanted a quiet night. I left around 10ish, and was so horny that I had to make a detour over to Brians, for a repeat of earlier!!!

And what a repeat it was! Practice DOES make perfect!

Anyway, when I did finally get home a little after midnight, I kicked off my shoes, and promptly walked into a table with my left foot. I let out such a loud yell that I woke up everyone. I was in complete agony. Ice bag, and 6 aspirin later, I was still in agony. I tell hubby I think that 3 toes are broken, and he says there's nothing the hospital can do for broken toes???? Is that right? Today, and 4 more aspirin this morning, and I'm still in agony with them. When I've done this before, it hurts for a bit, but then stops. I think I may have to go to the emergency room....

G-spot climax...

It's my birthday tomorrow!!!! AND, I'm so excited. I'm like a kid in a candy store. No matter that I'm going to be a whopping 34, I'm still thrilled!!!!

Brian was so sweet today. I made him take the day off work, and I showed up at his house this morning around 8ish, were I went directly up to his room and climbed into his bed. I laid on my stomach and made him give me a great back and butt massage.. god I love to have my back and arse scratched.... it makes me purrrrr like a cat ;-)

Now that we've been together a few times, he is getting much better at the pussy worship and rimming thing. I love telling him exactly how to do it, and love directing his head by pulling on his hair, or ears!!!

I love the whole showing him my pussy up close and personal, and showing him how I like to use a dildo & vibrator to satisfy that need for a hard cock inside me. It was so hot making him jerk off, almost to the point of cumming, and then making him stop, and keeping him on the edge the whole time until I came buckets. I'd brought my g-spot vibe with me today, and totally squirted on his cock when I came - it was a whole cum/pee mixture, and it just kept spurting from my cunt while I climaxed! It was AWESOME!

After we were done, he took me to La Miche in Bethesda for lunch. I had the best french Cassoulet ever. It was an awesome day!

Tomorrow will be even better... cause it's my birthday!!!

Poly....

I've been thinking a lot about my personal lifestyle recently, wondering were I fit in, in the label department. I'm bi. I'm a big believer in female supremacy, and I believe that you can have different relationships that fulfill different needs. Do I need a label?

Big Love on HBO is promoting a healthy poly lifestyle, which I'm sure the mormons are not happy about. A lot of swingers I've met tend to think that they are living a poly lifestyle, only they center it completely around sex. They tend not to socialize or have primary relationships with the other person(s) unless it's revolving around sex. To me, there's a big difference between swinging, and living a poly lifestyle. Polyamory weekly has great pod downloads.

I guess at different times in my life, I have sort of looked for this kind of poly relationship, and before my kids came on the scene, most recently I had a live in girlfriend for about 18 months, and before that had a live in male slave for about a year. I'm not sure that I want to "parade" this in front of my children, because they didn't make a choice to live in a non-traditional household. My husband, bless his heart, knew exactly what he was getting into when he married me...

Porn = crack cocaine ??

OK that had to be the WORST article I've ever read. How did it become newsworthy? Doesn't the bush administration, or any other administration that decides to take this on, have anything better to do with their time, than prosecute people who produce porn? If they mean to start arresting people for jerking off online in the privacy of their own homes, they're going to have to lock a lot of people up.

Saturday..

The cherry blossoms in DC were great, but the crowds were awful! I went with my subs Brian & peechy, and Jade tagged along too....

We waited in line almost an hour to take a paddle boat out... we made Brian do all the work, (of course) while we relaxed and enjoyed the ride!! What would have been perfect -- a boat, on a busy harbour, and we make him sexually please us, with the risk of being seen by many ;-)

Of course, there was NO room on a paddle boat for any playingaround ;-)

Unfortunately Brian had to rush off to pick up his daughter from his ex-wife's place, and I got left hanging.. I was so horny after all the sexual tension that I've already masturbated 4 times.

Anyway, today was one of the perks of living in a great city! Just wish the tourists would stay home ;-)

Pussy Worship anyone?

Are there any men, who would literally give their right arm, to eat pussy until I can't come anylonger?

I can't get enough pussy and ass worship from my husband, I've worn his jaw completely out, and I'm looking for a submissive man, who would LOVE to do nothing other than eat me out for a few hours at a time???

Is there a guy whose cock gets hard thinking about worshipping me in that way? Having me sit on their face perhaps, and ride them until I cum?

Maybe there's a guy who is into cream pies... I'd stop by after a good sound fucking with my hubbie, and have you clean me up... his cum mixed with mine....

Is there a man who would do exactly what I tell him, when I tell him, in order to be allowed to eat my pussy afterwards?

Are you that man? If so, drop me an e-mail! MsNichole_2002@yahoo.com