Ok the fact that I spend all my time at home means:
My bed never gets made - why bother when I'm just going to get in and out of it?
Porn.
Too much of "The View" & "Entertainment Tonight".
Napping in bed while watching the above.
An entire box of O's, before lunchtime.
Sweeping O's out of my bed before I can climb back into it.
No showering - Why bother? I'm only going back to bed.
Rabid masturbation. I'm in bed for Christsake - what else am I going to do?
More Porn. Followed by more masturbation.
TIVO.
Another box of Cheerio's by bedtime. All those orgasms make me have the munchies.
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